faceless_wonder | spam! spam! beautiful spam!

alright...i got sick of reading cases, and decided to do something i haven't done in a very long time--look through my spam blocker. my goodness. there are some really amusing headlines in my spam. don't get me wrong--i don't want spam in my inbox, and i'm very glad the emails are diverted to my spam blocker. but...some of the email subject lines just make me giggle:

She'll hurt so good with MegaDik
Superherogirl: learn how to be a real man! (note: superherogirl is my google/gmail handle.)
Get mega-sized with MegaDik
FW: Even when we do get the psychos... (i had no idea what the actual content of THAT email could be...turns out, they were trying to sell me vibrating cock rings.)
Stretch her out with MegaDik
Let the big dick fairy bless you (okay, okay, i get it. my dick is too small. clearly i need to go to Early To Bed and buy a bigger packer, because the spammers don't think my current one is cutting it.)
to Superherogirl--WHORES
There is no need to parade your problems (an ad for an online pharmacy...WTF?)
What is the dosage guideline for Wondercum?
Free Fathers Rights Course--Child Support, Custody, Visitation (it was addressed "Dear Father"...ummm, no. really, i just put this one up there not because it was funny, but because foofy_attorney would appreciate the fact that the Fathers' Rights people have resorted to such lowbrow tactics as spam.)
As nonagenarian at usurer (no idea what they're trying to sell me, even after reading the email. there was a sketchy file attached to it, though. i wasn't gonna download that.)