Aug. 31st, 2007

faceless_wonder: posing with my blue hair, in an NYC subway station. (Default)
alright, quiz time.

imagine you are jonathan lee riches ©. being jonathan lee riches ©, you file a nutty suit against lebron james, joe montana, tony montana, and a bunch of other people. that suit is nutty, really nutty. the suit is so nutty, in fact, that the federal district judge not only dismisses the suit, but also certifies that an appeal cannot be made in good faith.

what do you do?

a. drop this matter entirely, and file new lawsuits elsewhere.

b. file a new complaint that actually states a nonfrivolous claim.

c. call yourself "jonny sue-nami" and appeal the case anyway.

*insert jeopardy music*

if you answered c, pat yourself on the back. you are truly on your way to becoming a jonathan lee riches © ninja.

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