oh, justia news. i love you so.
you don't have everything...but you still have more jonathan lee riches © lawsuits. :) they're not new ones, but they're some oldies from last year, and just as crazy.
let's see...
he sued dubya last year. he alleges that he leads a "vast conspiracy of uniform commercial code 'ucc' followers." i don't know what that entails, but they're probably the most curious cult in the nation.
he sued the military, alleging
inter alia that american missile defense violates antitrust laws that protect the citizens' right to bear arms.
he sued the federal reserve, alleging
inter alia that the fed was (also!) trying to take over the world in concert with...wait for it...no, wait for it...the uniform commercial code. this guy's obsession with the ucc never ceases to amaze me.
and, just this week,
he sued don imus--and alleges that he, himself, was a "professional entertainer who specializes in...identity theft."
(yes, you are a professional entertainer, but you specialize in funny lawsuits--not necessarily identity theft.)
no, i promise this blog is not becoming all jonathan lee riches © all the time. but, i will post here every single lawsuit of his i find. why? because they never fail to make me laugh so hard that i cry.