from the stupid criminal files...
Aug. 28th, 2008 10:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
faceless_wonderdear would-be criminals,
if you want to take hostages, you're well advised to keep them under wraps until you can abscond into the ether and evade the police. to do this, you need to actually hold your captives...well, captive.
you don't send them unattended on a beer run. they may come back with cops.
love,
the persecuted crack smoker
if you want to take hostages, you're well advised to keep them under wraps until you can abscond into the ether and evade the police. to do this, you need to actually hold your captives...well, captive.
you don't send them unattended on a beer run. they may come back with cops.
love,
the persecuted crack smoker
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Date: 2008-08-28 05:03 pm (UTC)This needs to be posted to
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Date: 2008-08-28 05:45 pm (UTC)in other news, that icon is totally freaking me out.