If you did, feel free to skip, because this will be a rerun...
But the story goes, there was some guest on Jay Leno promoting his new movie or whatever, and Leno mentioned that this guy had worked with George Clooney (this was back when Clooney first hit it big on ER).
The guest shudders and says, "Oh yeah, I worked with George Clooney. Let me tell you a story about George Clooney."
"We each had our own trailer on the set, and I have a pet cat. So I kept it in the trailer along with a litterbox. Well, I didn't know this, but every day while I was busy on set Clooney would sneak in and clean the poop out of the litter box. So after after a few days, I start to wonder why my cat's eating but not pooping. So I take her to the vet, vet checks her out, says everything looks fine, so I take her back to the trailer. This goes on for a few more days, until the last day."
"Clooney comes into my trailer, cleans out the litter box one last time, then proceeds to drop his pants, squat over the litter box, and leave a very human sized dump in my cat's litter box."
The guest went on a bit, urging all the women in the audience not to think of Clooney as a sex symbol, but as a guy pooping in a litter box.
I've never bothered to youtube or google this, so it might just be urban legend, but I still think it's a story that is worth repeating.
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Date: 2008-04-14 04:42 pm (UTC)If you did, feel free to skip, because this will be a rerun...
But the story goes, there was some guest on Jay Leno promoting his new movie or whatever, and Leno mentioned that this guy had worked with George Clooney (this was back when Clooney first hit it big on ER).
The guest shudders and says, "Oh yeah, I worked with George Clooney. Let me tell you a story about George Clooney."
"We each had our own trailer on the set, and I have a pet cat. So I kept it in the trailer along with a litterbox. Well, I didn't know this, but every day while I was busy on set Clooney would sneak in and clean the poop out of the litter box. So after after a few days, I start to wonder why my cat's eating but not pooping. So I take her to the vet, vet checks her out, says everything looks fine, so I take her back to the trailer. This goes on for a few more days, until the last day."
"Clooney comes into my trailer, cleans out the litter box one last time, then proceeds to drop his pants, squat over the litter box, and leave a very human sized dump in my cat's litter box."
The guest went on a bit, urging all the women in the audience not to think of Clooney as a sex symbol, but as a guy pooping in a litter box.
I've never bothered to youtube or google this, so it might just be urban legend, but I still think it's a story that is worth repeating.
George. Clooney. Pooping. In a litter box.
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Date: 2008-04-14 04:47 pm (UTC)