the last refuge: killing your childhood since 2003

[faceless_wonder]

i present to you the best sentence from a news article that i've seen in a very, very long time:

"Jail records indicate Mouse also goes by the aliases "Buzz Lightyear" and "Donnie Duck" and was arrested on felony drunk driving charges in 2005."

got to admire the guy for his spunk.

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[the-pretend-me.livejournal.com]

That Mickey Mouse is quite a hoosier. He got his tooth knocked out once in a bar and was so drunk he didn't notice until the next day. Pretty sad, especially for his be-yotch Minnie.