what now, brit?
Jan. 13th, 2008 04:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
faceless_wondersome people thought britney spears hit rock bottom with her quickie 55-hour marriage to childhood friend jason alexander.
they were wrong.
others [including this humble blogger] thought she hit rock bottom with her marriage to cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
we were wrong. somehow, fed-ex is far more together than she is...and far less sleazy.
and now...marriage number three? to a paparazzo lover? that i've never heard of? in a scientology ceremony?
i won't make the mistake of assuming that this marriage is rock-bottom for her. she's been too crazy over the last few years for me to believe that anything is her low point--with the possible exception of her going on national television and having danny bonaduce snort coke off her ass, or vice versa.
but...it's still pretty bizarre, if it indeed happens.
they were wrong.
others [including this humble blogger] thought she hit rock bottom with her marriage to cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
we were wrong. somehow, fed-ex is far more together than she is...and far less sleazy.
and now...marriage number three? to a paparazzo lover? that i've never heard of? in a scientology ceremony?
i won't make the mistake of assuming that this marriage is rock-bottom for her. she's been too crazy over the last few years for me to believe that anything is her low point--with the possible exception of her going on national television and having danny bonaduce snort coke off her ass, or vice versa.
but...it's still pretty bizarre, if it indeed happens.
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Date: 2008-01-13 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-13 05:45 pm (UTC)[and i doubt that will stop britney spears...or scientology, for that matter. they're both CRAZY.]
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Date: 2008-01-15 09:02 pm (UTC)