happy birthday, Sue-perman a/k/a Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs!

[faceless_wonder]

a very amusing man celebrates his birthday tomorrow...happy 31st birthday, Jonathan Lee Riches ©!

in the suit he filed against Coke, Pepsi, Briar's, Glaceau Vitamin Water, Canada Dry, and 50 Cent (?!) back in october, he claimed that the defendants "plan to host the all you can drink Jonathan Lee Riches © night on my birthday on December 27th, 2007 without my consent."

i doubt any places are actually hosting that, although i would be really amused if they were. for my part, i'm definitely going out tomorrow night and raising a toast to the funniest lawsuit writer out there. who's with me?

Comments

[proto-zombie.livejournal.com]

So tempting to take a picture of a crowded bar, label it "Having a great time at all you can drink Jonathan Lee Riches night 2007!" and mail it to him...

[faceless-wonder.livejournal.com]

Best.
Idea.
Ever.

[proto-zombie.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I have time to have a banner printed...

[faceless-wonder.livejournal.com]

Kinko's does some amazing things nowadays. :D

[hilabeans.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how much Jonathan Lee Riches © I'd actually be able to drink.

[faceless-wonder.livejournal.com]

not very much...he'd probably sue you rather quickly, and for once he would have some kind of valid tort claim.