i ♥ stupid people...

[faceless_wonder]

lessons learned from watching bad court shows:

when the judge asks you why you got a tattoo, and your story starts with, "well, i got a coupon in the mail...", you probably should never have gotten that tattoo in the first place.

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[brokenbubble.livejournal.com]

lmao
i am going to start taking my mailed coupons as the almighty word of god handed down upon me so that i will partake in His designated offers.
4,000 credit cards, here i come.

[faceless-wonder.livejournal.com]

4000 credit cards sound like fun until the mailman brings a suspiciously santa-like sack of credit card bills to your door. :)

then again, i wouldn't have put *that* past the chick on the court show, either.