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Dec. 13th, 2007 12:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
faceless_wonderafter spending way too much time thinking about the constitutional law of incarceration, i'm taking a much-needed study break this evening.
right now i'm watching beavis and butt-head DVDs. after an entire day [and an entire evening, yesterday...] of trying to process dense constitutional concepts, there's nothing better than watching two miscreants continuously fail at being cool and getting laid.
earlier tonight, the internet bestowed upon me a gift all too rare nowadays: new jonathan lee riches © lawsuits! they're not rare because he has stopped filing them...au contraire, he is filing them at an even more rapid-fire pace than ever. but, justia has stopped being so faithful about posting them whenever they are filed. it had gotten to the point that i was considering paying the eight cents a page to get them off of PACER. i still may, since some hilarious-sounding suits1 have not yet been posted.
some of the suits posted today contained some real gems. observe:
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1 such as riches v. the btk killer, riches v. thanksgiving, and riches v. 843-387-9400 and the jonathan lee riches federal indictment.
right now i'm watching beavis and butt-head DVDs. after an entire day [and an entire evening, yesterday...] of trying to process dense constitutional concepts, there's nothing better than watching two miscreants continuously fail at being cool and getting laid.
earlier tonight, the internet bestowed upon me a gift all too rare nowadays: new jonathan lee riches © lawsuits! they're not rare because he has stopped filing them...au contraire, he is filing them at an even more rapid-fire pace than ever. but, justia has stopped being so faithful about posting them whenever they are filed. it had gotten to the point that i was considering paying the eight cents a page to get them off of PACER. i still may, since some hilarious-sounding suits1 have not yet been posted.
some of the suits posted today contained some real gems. observe:
- sue grafton's next hit book is called "v is for michael vicktimize."
- old and busted: girls gone wild. new hotness: jon gone wild [in solitary confinement].
- the no child left behind act violates the constitution because "the short bus left me behind, and put its exhaust to my face, that's why we have global warming."
- the new jersey devils should be renamed the new jersey beef jerkys, and have been running with van halen.
- dr. blood's orgy of organs has a problem with ohio state players receiving playstations, 2pac cd's, and countrywide home loans.
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1 such as riches v. the btk killer, riches v. thanksgiving, and riches v. 843-387-9400 and the jonathan lee riches federal indictment.
