the tiger woods of cyberhood

[faceless_wonder]

i have been delinquent in my solemnly accepted duty to kee this blog current on all the latest news involving the Optimus Prime of Cybercrime, jonathan lee riches ©. friday and monday, he did what he does best--sued a ton of people. actually, there are several people that piss him off so much that he has to sue them multiple times. in the last couple days he has sued:

• Ted Kaczynski
• the Crandall Canyon Mine
• O.J. Simpson (for a third time...in which he describes the most Extra-Special Greyhound bus tour ever)
• O.J. Simpson (for a fourth time...this isn't the same as the other three O.J. suits i have posted here, i promise!)
  
• Manuel Noriega
  
• the Holy Land foundation (in which he alleges a Jewish conspiracy)
• Terri Schiavo (who he sues for a second time--and, in which he alleges that he is being persecuted for having converted to Judaism. this suit, of course, does not jibe with his arguments in the Holy Land suit at all.)

forget the greyhound bus. this guy needs to go on the short bus.