spam! spam! beautiful spam!

[faceless_wonder]

alright...i got sick of reading cases, and decided to do something i haven't done in a very long time--look through my spam blocker. my goodness. there are some really amusing headlines in my spam. don't get me wrong--i don't want spam in my inbox, and i'm very glad the emails are diverted to my spam blocker. but...some of the email subject lines just make me giggle: 

• She'll hurt so good with MegaDik
• Superherogirl: learn how to be a real man!  (note: superherogirl is my google/gmail handle.)
• Get mega-sized with MegaDik
• FW: Even when we do get the psychos...  (i had no idea what the actual content of THAT email could be...turns out, they were trying to sell me vibrating cock rings.)
• Stretch her out with MegaDik
• Let the big dick fairy bless you  (okay, okay, i get it.  my dick is too small.  clearly i need to go to Early To Bed and buy a bigger packer, because the spammers don't think my current one is cutting it.)
• to Superherogirl--WHORES
• There is no need to parade your problems (an ad for an online pharmacy...WTF?)
• What is the dosage guideline for Wondercum?
• Free Fathers Rights Course--Child Support, Custody, Visitation (it was addressed "Dear Father"...ummm, no.  really, i just put this one up there not because it was funny, but because foofy_attorney would appreciate the fact that the Fathers' Rights people have resorted to such lowbrow tactics as spam.)
• As nonagenarian at usurer (no idea what they're trying to sell me, even after reading the email.  there was a sketchy file attached to it, though.  i wasn't gonna download that.)

alright, that's enough stupid spamusement for the day.  back to work.  :)