awful movies

[faceless_wonder]

i swear, i'll stop posting so many memes as soon as there stops being such a burst of fun ones.

this one was ganked from Allison...and it's all about bad movies. you love bad movies, right? well...this meme is about movies so bad that the previews are enough to make you wonder what kind of an idiot greenlighted it.

Below: The 100 Worst-reviewed Films in History from rottentomatoes.com as of 10 April 2007. In RT's history, anyway; every film on this list has been released since 2000. (In other words, when you're confused, it's always the remake.)

Bold the ones you've seen.
Italicize the ones you will actually admit to liking.

100. Catwoman
99. A Man Apart
98. Norbit
97. Slackers
96. Say It Isn't So!
95. Taxi
94. I Dreamed of Africa
93. Juwanna Mann
92. First Daughter
91. Urban Legends: Final Cut
90. Grind
89. The Number 23
88. Elektra
87. White Noise
86. Darkness Falls
85. Gods and Generals
84. Kangaroo Jack
83. Stealing Harvard
82. Premonition
81. A Sound of Thunder
80. The Skulls
79. Man of the House
78. Underclassman
77. Venom
76. My Boss' Daughter
75. The Order
74. Gray Matters
73. See No Evil
72. Out Cold
71. The Wash
70. Basic Instinct 2
69. Dragonfly
68. Surviving Christmas
67. Lost Souls
66. The New Guy
65. Boat Trip
64. Date Movie
63. Deck the Halls
62. Chill Factor
61. Ultraviolet
60. Undiscovered
59. Jawbreaker
58. Stay Alive
57. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
56. Doogal
55. Gigli
54. Because I Said So
53. Envy
52. Yours, Mine, and Ours
51. Johnson Family Vacation
50. Cheaper by the Dozen 2
49. Glitter
48. Summer Catch
47. The Adventures of Pluto Nash
46. Extreme Ops
45. The Forsaken
44. Universal Soldier: The Return
43. Material Girls
42. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie
41. The Fog
40. Supercross: The Movie
39. Code Name: The Cleaner
38. Big Momma's House 2
37. Swept Away
36. Corky Romano
35. Serving Sara
34. The Perfect Man
33. Texas Rangers
32. BloodRayne
31. Soul Survivors
30. Darkness
29. The Mod Squad
28. My Baby's Daddy
27. The In Crowd
26. House of the Dead
25. Down to You
24. Happily N'Ever After
23. Fear Dot Com
22. Son of the Mask
21. Bless the Child
20. Rollerball
19. The Whole Ten Yards
18. Christmas with the Kranks
17. Baby Geniuses
16. The Covenant
15. Deuces Wild
14. Battlefield Earth
13. Epic Movie
12. Godsend
11. Zoom
10. Half Past Dead
9. The Master of Disguise
8. Twisted
7. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
6. Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2
5. King's Ransom
4. Pinocchio
3. Crossover
2. Alone in the Dark
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

yep. i'm not lying. i've seen exactly zero of these movies. anyone who knows me well at all knows this is not me covering up for a terrible taste in movies (as evidenced by the fact that i freely admit to the fact that i love the movie Cop Land), but it's just that i don't watch all that many movies.

Comments

[jabberwockeyes.livejournal.com]

I will freely admit that I've seen Cheaper by the Dozen 2. It pains me cause one the sequel to the damn book was Bells on their Toes. Grr. BUt yes, I watched it. PRobably to avoid work. Hillary Duff looks so ugly in this too!

[hilabeans.livejournal.com]

Yes, the sequel was called "Belles On Their Toes". However, the movie "Cheaper By The Dozen" (the recent one, anyway, which was the one that got the sequel) had nothing in common with the book of the same title as far as I could tell except, well, the title, and the fact that it was about a family with twelve kids. So since it wasn't a movie adaptation of the book, there's no reason for the sequel to the movie to have the same title as the sequel to the book that the movie wasn't an adaptation of.

[hilabeans.livejournal.com]

I have also watched none of these movies, unless the "Pinocchio" on the list is the Disney animated one (I'm assuming it's the live action one, because if they were going to put a Disney animated movie on the list, there are far worse ones that Pinocchio - Bambi, for instance).