look, i twittered today!

• 08:08 it's so cold it's positively gross outside. i did not think that was possible. #
• 08:27 @kunt seriously. my eyebrows froze to my scarf! #
• 11:10 my office is freezing again today. is my office heater busted again? that would suck. #
• 14:59 @EricMichaud awwww...well, if the doctors won't give you a cybernetic arm, maybe we can hack one together at PS:One? #
• 15:54 @nathaner website? i've heard of spaces being bad for file names, POSIX compliance and all that, but websites? wtf? #
• 18:43 @joanwolk ouch. windows only = fail. #
• 18:58 @totallynotbex i know the feeling. my job is starting to pick up after about four months, and i feel the same way. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

brain...fried...

you know you're losing it when you read "DishnetDSL" and wonder why someone would name their company "DishonestDSL."

i'm only eighteen, got a ruptured spleen, and i always carry a purse.

i caught myself singing this song while i was doing some work a few minutes ago:

weird.

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dear person who found this little corner of the internet by searching the terms being disappointed by a crackhead,

i'm not quite sure what kind of infrormation you were trying to find here. if you've been disappointed by a crackhead recently, i'm sorry. but, that is the way of the crackhead. there's not a whole lot you can depend on a crackhead to do. you can't depend on a crackhead to cook you dinner. you can't depend on a crackhead to do your laundry. you can't depend on a crackhead to show up for a date on time. maybe they'll come through sometimes, but odds are that none of these obligations are tops on their priority list.

in fact, there is one and only one arena in which a crackhead will never disappoint you: you can depend on a crackhead to smoke crack. if you are not a crack rock who is dying to be smoked, you are always going to be disappointed by a crackhead.

if you're willing to deal with that, then by all means keep the crackhead in your life as your friend, your lover, or whatever else their role may be. however, if being disappointed by a crackhead is frustrating you, maybe you should suggest that your favourite crackhead go to rehab, and if that doesn't work, try to make amends when and if they are no longer a crackhead.

in practicality,
the persecuted crack smoker