look, i twittered today!

• 08:54 there's no way it's thirteen degrees outside this morning. it feels way warmer than that. #
• 10:22 @nathaner i don't know about your grammar, but right now it's your spelling i take issue with. :-) #
• 11:00 @ericmichaud i second a kiln, and raise you a pottery wheel. i love clay. #
• 11:20 @rbcp look on the bright side--they are still allowed to say "beaver"! #
• 12:03 @nathaner hey, you're on twitter, and on the ps:one wiki! no one excluded you; you can hop right in! #
• 12:24 can i leave work and just toss snowballs at people for the rest of the day? #
• 13:05 @nathaner food. #
• 13:06 @EricMichaud good point. even though the inauguration is during the day, i bet people who want to see it will watch it taped after work. #
• 13:33 @nathaner if you were paying me to suggest lunches, i'd probably do a better job. #
• 14:07 @nathaner well...i also did not go to school for three years to pick your lunch. >.> #
• 18:55 i'm finally thawed out. i may be a cold weather person, but there are limits. IT IS FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE TONIGHT!!! #
• 20:35 at home, doing nothing for once. i forgot how nice this could be. #
• 21:06 @joshbydefault seven days, then? monday's not a business day; it's a national holiday. :-) #
• 22:27 so lazy. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

COLD.

my eyes were freezing shut. my scarf was freezing to my face. my toes froze to the point that it took about twenty minutes inside for them to stop hurting. the el trains were all running really late.

i'm a cold-weather person, but there are limits. i'd be perfectly happy if it never got any colder than 10 degrees or so. that's cold, but the perfectly tolerable kind of cold. -7 with a wind chill of -25...not so much. i didn't think it was possible for it to be so cold that it was positively gross, but today proves me wrong.

brrrrrrrrrr.

dear office heater,

stop turning into an air conditioner. you did it tuesday, and now you're doing it again today. when it's sub-zero outside, the last thing i want to be doing is freezing my ass off inside of my office because you feel like blowing cold air in here instead. when it's noon and my hands have not thawed out yet, there is a serious problem.

no love,
the persecuted crack smoker

book memery

meme stolen from agent_alpo:

Rules:
*Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
*Turn to page 56.
*Find the fifth sentence.
*Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LiveJournal.
*Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

"Alimony is generally considered to be a consumer debt if it is not based on a profit motive."

(this is what happens when i do this meme while taking a quick break from Lots Of Work. it's not my fault that the closest book to me is collier's annotated bankruptcy code pamphlet.)