naked crack smokers

i don't know if i find it amusing or frightening that so many people find my blog by searching for the terms naked crack smokers.

for the record, there are no pictures of naked crack smokers on this blog. sure, there's the occasional blog entry where i discuss a really stupid crack smoker who happens to be naked, but this blog will remain a better place for all involved if i refrain from posting pictures of naked crack smokers.

look, i twittered today!

• 08:11 @ctatweet southbound blue line delays. #
• 08:44 so sleepy. :-( #
• 08:53 @kunt seriously. i just got back from vacation and i already need a weekend again. #
• 16:20 pumping station: one meeting tonight, at 7pm at mercury cafe. all of you chicago people should come! :-) #
• 17:11 i can't wait to show off the laser-cut ps:one logo! #
• 17:29 @thelinear i didn't know good showers were that hard to come by in nyc. #
• 18:33 blow me, wpa. #
• 22:39 @dan_carroll not that wpa. :-P #
• 00:35 dammit, brain...slow down. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

oh, those cheeky pornographers...

this is a joke, of course, but enacting it would make me far happier than any of these bailouts of financial services industries or car companies. porn is a lot more entertaining...and can you imagine the production values on the new stuff if the industry got a $5 billion cash influx?

well, maybe not, but the porn industry isn't known for paying million-dollar bonuses or sending executives on million-dollar retreats after narrowly escaping bankruptcy. they'd hire a bunch of people, make a lot of new porno flicks and magazines, and maybe even slash prices a bit. with the economy as bad as it is, it would make staying home more often a lot more entertaining if we all had more shiny new porn to whack off to.