look, i twittered today!

• 07:59 i have knee-high, badass, military-issue snow boots. yes, i do feel like kicking things. #
• 12:13 just filed the nonprofit papers for pumping station: one! SCORE! #
• 22:02 @butterflyfish1 favourite trick ever. #
• 22:49 karaoke. <3 #
• 23:19 tonight, i am wearing a boob-revealing halter top with military galoshes. i am awesome. #
• 23:32 few songs truly anger me, but "turn the page" by bob seger does. metallica's brilliant cover made seger's original completely obsolete. #
• 00:03 @thelinear yay! now, get your ass back to the east, or at least the midwest, soon! #
• 02:17 louie, frankie, louie! don't be a square, just hang it! #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

crackaoke

last night can only be described as a karaoke night on crack.

first of all, i went out to friar tuck to sing karaoke. the place wasn't very busy last night, so i got to sing five(!) songs:

• "my own worst enemy" by lit
• "amish paradise" by weird al yankovic
• "god bless the usa" by lee greenwood [and, unlike the last time i did this as an ironic shout-out to the demise of the right wing, i did not get a pack of marines mad at me! i'm moving up in the world.]
• "piano man" by billy joel [no, i was not drunk enough to do this song justice. oh well. it was still fun.]
• "a whole new world" by peabo bryson and regina belle [this was a duet with foofy_attorney. yes, it's the song from aladdin, but we sang the pop version and threw the foof right under The Peabo Bus.]

then i went home...and proceeded to play about an hour's worth of rock band with shaph. i'm getting over the last vestiges of a sore throat, so i'm surprised i made it through five songs at friar tuck, much less another hour of rock band afterward. still, it was so much fun. i love playing rock band because it's full of songs that are never in the books at karaoke bars--and, even if they were, they're ones i probably would not sing at the karaoke bars because i do not have a good voice for loud, screamy rock music.

speaking of rock band...last night i did get 100% on "almost easy" by avenged sevenfold on medium. i need to try that one on a harder level, because that would be really cool if i could 100% it on hard or expert as well.

urban dictionary meme

stolen from brianbot, it's a meme i haven't seen before!

Answer the following questions. Then, go to urbandictionary.com and choose one of the entries for each of your answers.

( behold, the power of cheese! )

trash

i am watching rock of love bus. if you thought the girls in the first two seasons of rock of love were trashy, you haven't seen anything yet. i have never seen so many comically large fake boobs, so many short skirts, so many tramp stamps, or so much badly highlighted hair in one place. this season is going to be a humdinger.

and, then, they played this ad during the commercial break:

we'll leave aside the fact that those hairstyles are heinous. is it just me, or do you have a sneaking suspicion that they stole the footage from an infomercial about twenty years ago when someone in marketing heard a rumour somewhere that big hair was coming back into style?

east coast pictures!

i know i'm several days late on this, but i have had a crazy-busy week. i finally got my pictures from my winter trip up, though, and here are a few of my favourites:


me and c4bl3fl4m3 modelling our silly hats at baltimore airport.

( is it can be picture tiem nao plz? )

as always, this is only a small selection of the pictures i posted. i've got three different albums from the trip: the pictures from DC, the pictures from NYC, and the pictures from NYC Resistor.

i love my googlers.

two little bitty messages for the person who found my blog by searching the terms i'm giving into you finger eleven i'm dying tonight:

• "giving in" was by adema, not by finger eleven.
• it's "giving in to", not "giving into."

one little bitty message for the person who found my blog by searching the terms can you eat crack:

• no. well, i guess you can, but it would be no good for you. you'd probably puke it back up anyway. if you really want that cracky goodness, you're best advised to hide your crack, procure a ready-made or improvised crackpipe, find a nice little place secluded from your local constabulary, and smoke your crack like a normal crackhead.

the persecuted crack smoker is always glad to help.