look, i twittered today!

• 09:39 i have a massage booked after work today. yay! #
• 10:25 i am ethical enough to be a lawyer. the illinois bar just told me so. #
• 14:53 twitter is so slow today. :-( POST MOAR! #
• 16:04 @agent_zero really? :-P nicky the lawyer is about to lose it. #
• 16:34 @sabrebutt thanks! <3 #
• 18:02 @kunt *hugs* feel better soon! #
• 18:33 $40 for a t-shirt is not a bargain. i don't care if they call it "designer." #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

oh boy.

my station on pandora is smoking crack this morning.

i've got a station that is, for lack of a better work, straight-up modern rock. it was playing the kind of stuff it always plays...the last few songs were stuff like deftones, mudvayne, course of nature, endo, socialburn. these aren't my favourite bands in the world, but they've got some songs that i like.

then, out of nowhere, it plays "all the things she said" by t.a.t.u. how did it know that this song is one of my guilty pleasures?? is it reading my brain waves??

*hastily dons my tinfoil hat*

paul and storm!

paul and storm are playing at schuba's this friday night at 7:30.

paul and storm are hilarious...i was first exposed to them last december when they opened for jonathan coulton. they are responsible for many, many hilarious songs--first among them, "the captain's wife's lament":

now you can see why i am so excited that they're playing somewhere less than a mile from my apartment. if this made you laugh, there's plenty more where that came from--come to the concert with me! :D they're selling tickets on the schuba's website, so grab one and join me there.

then you, too, may be asked for a "dejected arrrrrr."

:(

someone out here in the interwebstubes found my blog today by googling i failed character and fitness in illinois.

whoever you are...my condolences.