look, i twittered today!

• 07:52 this early morn #
• 07:52 one thing i know: #
• 07:53 i wish i were cool #
• 07:53 like randall munroe. #
• 07:54 burma-shave. #
• 11:18 wesley willis whips the llama's ass, but it's always a little funny when someone comes by my office when he's playing on my speakers. #
• 12:52 not bad, for a monday. #
• 13:46 @recklesschef *hug* #
• 13:47 @sabrebutt no, coffee is supposed to make them smaller, not bigger. ;) #
• 14:02 @kunt i drink buckets of coffee and my boobs are still enormous! i wish coffee made them smaller... #
• 14:11 @sabrebutt i do have a certain rugged masculinity... ;-) #
• 14:12 @sabrebutt although, my boobs are all female. #
• 14:19 @sabrebutt anytime. <333 #
• 14:44 fuck you, windows. i wish i could just bring my linux box to work. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

what, me ethical?

the illinois bar has just informed me that i have passed the character and fitness examination!

that's right. i'm ethical enough to be a lawyer.

how standards have fallen, when riffraff like myself can be admitted to the profession. the joke's on you, society!!!

this means that i'm officially getting sworn in during the first week of november, and i'm going to get my law licence.

yay! the last three years of hazing is officially not in vain...if i failed the bar it would have been stressful, but at least i could study and take it again. if i failed character and fitness, that would have been bad. about the only thing i learned in professional responsibility class is that if you fail a state's character and fitness examination, it's almost impossible to rectify the situation and pass it later.

no, seriously: do the hustle!

i mentioned yesterday that i would provide video of the exquisite awesomeness that is Warren Sapp doing the hustle?

i deliver on my promises:

darn you, foofy, for getting me into yet another reality show that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. first project runway, now this.