look, i twittered today!

• 11:58 lazy sundays rule. #
• 12:26 @kunt darn right...you need to come back here and hang out with me! <3 #
• 12:41 @kunt i'm jealous. i wish it were colder here! #
• 12:58 dear lunch spot...i'd be a far happier customer if you weren't playing enrique iglesias's greatest hits album every time i came in there. #
• 17:54 for the first time in a very long time, i'd let someone but me into my bedroom. yay, cleaning? #
• 19:21 @kunt yes! boston must fall. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

sheer brilliance.

let's see. i'm addicted to twitter. i love burma-shave ads so much that i've read a history book about them [and wish there were more to read!], read a ton of websites about them, and i get a slogan in my email every morning. and, it drove me bonkers it when firefox 2 cut off the alt-text on my precious webcomics.

yep, xkcd haxed my brain again today.

as in, this one may just supplant the snapple one for my favourite xkcd ever.



i only wish i had made this connection first...and i bow to randall munroe's cleverness.

srs bsns?

dear insurance broker,

if you want me to trust you to advise me through an important financial decision, it would probably be well-advised not to post ads like this on the internet:



Seriously yours,
the persecuted crack smoker

EXPATRIATE

this should not amuse me as much as it does, given that my only exposure to doctor who is from the myriad references to it that certain geeky friends of mine have made over the years.

but, i laughed so hard my eyes welled up with tears.

do the hustle!

i just saw Warren Sapp dance the hustle...and i now understand why people watch dancing with the stars.

not only did his outfit rule [everything but the jacket of a grey three-piece shirt, with a REALLY SHINY blue shirt underneath], but watching him disco-dance was compelling and hilarious. it wasn't hilarious in a "he sucks" kind of way--in fact, he's an awesome dancer--but there's just something about a big defensive tackle disco dancing like there's no tomorrow.

as soon as there is video footage of this dance posted on youtube, i will probably be posting it here. just try to watch it without cracking a smile. you'll fail.