look, i twittered today!

• 07:48 could it really be...UPL 030? coming out today? <3 #
• 08:32 @vrsj evidence for the self-evident proposition that business practices won't change if the feds keep bailing businesses out. #
• 08:49 i have a splinter in my finger. ouchie. :( #
• 09:12 @vrsj yes, mine too. it just gets my goat that they keep doing it, cloaking their acts in claims the alternative is worse. #
• 11:56 teledu. #
• 12:44 @sabrebutt dare i ask who you are quoting? #
• 14:44 @kunt haha...the vast majority of my texts are twitters. :) #
• 15:05 @kunt haha...i know that feeling. let me know if he doesn't get back to you; i shall kick him. <3 #
• 15:29 @thelinear @phonelosers whoohoo! <3 #
• 20:11 tyra banks is so cracked out. #
• 22:51 it still warms my heart to see all the photos of the cubs fans after the nlds. yes, i'm an asshat. #
• 23:05 would a keytar make me cool? #
• 00:17 @kunt then i shall find him and kick him in the balls. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

sad guys on trading floors

you like schadenfreude, right? i know you like schadenfreude.

fengi posted a link to sadtraders...a site that's exactly what it sounds like. it's pictures of unhappy-looking financial traders with snarky comments accompanying them. it provides sweet, sweet schadenfreude better than any website on the internet except for possibly www.stabrichardfuldintheface.com.

[okay, so i made that last website up. but really...such a site *would* be pretty funny, wouldn't it?]

questions? comments? grievances? catcalls?

i know i just posted that food meme a few days ago...but i am le tired. since i lack ze missiles to fire, this 50-question survey [rather inelegantly ganked from an old post of Rob's] shall do in lieu of actual content.

( information, please? )