look, i twittered today!

• 08:42 i have lost the ability to sleep well. #
• 12:55 meetings suck. teleconferences suck more. amuse me, please? <3 #
• 17:16 @thelinear me too. if nothing else, there will be plenty of snarkworthy moments. #
• 23:31 the presidental debates continue to disappoint. snarking on the debates with Rob continues to be awesome. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

creepiest parent ever.

i can't decide what's most wrong about the allegations in this story:

• the mother was really, really insistent that her daughter's ex-boyfriend get back together with her daughter.
• the mother repeatedly called the ex, repeatedly e-mailed the ex, and sent 12,302 text messages to the ex over the course of six months.
• the mother threatened to send pictures and video of the ex-boyfriend to his teachers and his minister and tell them that he is "not a nice person."
• the mother threatened to post her daughter's ex-boyfriend's pictures online if he didn't start seeing her again.
• the daughter and the ex-boyfriend are both thirteen years old.
• the mother is a teacher.

i don't blame the ex for remaining this girl's ex. i couldn't date anyone with a mother that psychotic either.