*shakes a stick*

this post on metaquotes is one of the most fantastic things i've seen in a long time. in reference to a McCain presidency, someone snarked:

I, for one, am looking forward to Amendment Twenty Eight: No law shall be established which contravenes the right of lawn owners to assert their property rights with exhortations against the presence of youthful trespassers.

regardless of who is president, this would be the most awesome amendment ever.

realisation of the day

shaph: oops, i messed up! i should have played that reverse, and have twenty fewer points. can you put an asterisk there? [points to score sheet]
faceless_wonder: [in my best darth vader voice] YOU NO CAN HAS ASTERISK!!!!!...wow. it's hard to sound imposing when you're speaking LOLcat.