inevitable?

overheard in chicago for the win this morning:

Guy #1: "So you know when we inevitably get gay married out of boredom and loneliness?"
Guy #2: "Yeah."
Guy #1: "Will we sleep in the same bed? I mean we don't have to have sex or anything, I'm just wondering if we'll sleep in the same bed."
Guy #2: "Sure. I don't want to be one of those crotchety old couples that sleep in separate beds."
...
Guy #2: "Plus, why wouldn't we have sex."

that made me crack up. :D