periodic table love

my friend just sent me the best picture ever. a word to the wise: if you ever want my undying love, or if you just really, really want to get into my pants, make me this:



i'll be putty in your hands.

dog balls? no...truck balls.

some people are special. an article on above the law this morning has convinced me that people are more special than i have ever given them credit for.

weird:

apparently, there is a fad down there called truck-nutz. that's right. people like to hang decorations from the backs of their trucks, decorations that look like testicles.



seriously? who would want that hanging from their truck? that's just ugly.

also weird:

instead of addressing Real Legislative Concerns, the florida state legislature is hotly debating a measure that would subject drivers with truck-nutz to $60 traffic tickets. the people who support the measure think they're vulgar...in fact, vulgar enough to justify using law enforcement resources to ticket people who have them on their vehicles. [although, for the record, they remind you that you can breathe easy if you have stickers that depict a guy pissing on something--only ornaments that actually show genitalia will be subject to tickets. phew. that's a relief.]

the people who oppose the measure either think there are better things to do...or, they are state senators who actually have put truck-nutz on their truck.

the idea of putting these on your truck is bizarre, but i can't decide what's weirder--that, or the fact that lawmakers actually want to spend valuable debate time discussing whether truck-nutz should be punished, and that some lawmakers actually think it's worth the cops' time to ticket people for having fake balls hanging from their trucks.