anacoluthon

i was playing free rice this morning and i learned a fantastic word: anacoluthon.

what's even better is the definition of anacoluthon: an abrupt grammatical shift.

i love this word. i love this word. i love this word. i love this word. i love this word.

the last refuge: killing your childhood since 2003

i present to you the best sentence from a news article that i've seen in a very, very long time:

"Jail records indicate Mouse also goes by the aliases "Buzz Lightyear" and "Donnie Duck" and was arrested on felony drunk driving charges in 2005."

got to admire the guy for his spunk.

i love a quiet winter.

if you have twenty minutes to kill and a place where you can laugh heartily without being scorned or fired, click here.

i'd try to explain it, but i just can't. it must be read in its entirety to be fully understood and savoured.