weirdness. i love it.

okay, this overheard in chicago post makes me happy.

Girl: (on cell) "Hey Robbie. What do you need help with? They're stuck where? Well pull them out. They can't be stuck that bad. How did you get them in there? No it's not funny. They're probably going to be a mess when you get them out of that thing. I'm not coming over to help you, I have to get to class. Pull them out and I'll check on them later. Bye."

Girl: (to friend) "That was Robbie. He put his geckos in the orange juice container and now they won't come out. He's such a dipshit."

- Blue Line

seriously, i was laughing so hard i was crying. it made my day.

and who puts a gecko in an orange juice container???? seriously! people are weird...and stupid. weird and stupid.

so easy, a caveman can do it.

do not click this link in class.
do not click this link in the library.
do not click this link anywhere where you cannot laugh loudly for a very, very, very long time.

this afternoon, taryn was sending me snippets of this jonathan lee riches © lawsuit against wesley snipes, and i was in class. of course, i wasn't in a huge class where i could be inconspicuous...i was sitting in a class with maybe fifteen people in it. i was covering my mouth, biting my tongue, doing anything i could not to sporfle in the middle of a very serious discussion about confusing constitutional principles.

jonathan lee riches © claims that "it's so easy writing lawsuits, even a caveman could do it!"

writing lawsuits is easy...but i'm sure that any old caveman could not write lawsuits as amazing as jonathan lee riches ©'s.