sociopath

i've been reading dilbert for over ten years now. yes...it's been on a profound slide over the last seven years or so, but i read it for nostalgia's sake. i read it because it was so good when i was about thirteen or fourteen years old, almost half my lifetime ago.

but, occasionally it's still amusing. occasionally, it still strikes a chord. today is one of those days.



i'm wally in this one. yeah. i love that about me.

...i heart tidewater grain.

( welcome to my one man show. )

huh-huh. trivia is cool.

if you want to find me this afternoon between now and happy hour, i'm going to be in the lounge, reading wikipedia's extensive coverage of beavis and butt-head. i'm learning so many weird factoids about the best thing to ever grace the television set.

i swear, law school would be a lot more awesome if this was the kind of stuff i had to study. i'd be #1 in the class if law school were all about beavis and butt-head trivia.

p.s.: here's a bonus. my favourite beavis and butt-head episode ever: vaya con cornholio!!!!

the everything test

ganked from nicolae...the most fantastic interwebs quiz i've taken in a very long time.

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted. As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (95%), intellectual (73%), slutty (71%), horny (67%).

Stereotypes Punk Rock 93% Young Professional 82% Hippie 74%

Life Experience Sex 42% Substances 35% Travel 42%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than -0% of those who have taken this test, and 100% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R. By the way, your hottness rank is 55%, hotter than 78% of other test takers.

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