eternal wisdom for the ages

"why does Christmas music suck?"
"because it isn't very good."

i <3 Beavis and Butt-Head.

lolspams

as seen in a lottery spam:

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalized email
addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this message, you will definitely regret it
later. Microsoft is now the largest Internet company & in effort to make sure that
Internet Explorer remain the most widely used program, Microsoft/Msn is running an e-
mail beta test.

that makes about as much sense as oh, i don't know...still using Internet Explorer.

tee hee.

i was just plugging in a USB peripheral, and caught myself singing "get on the serial bus...get on the serial bus" out loud, to the tune of "get on the city bus" by wesley willis.

i'm special.