>:-[

what does it say about your life when you get profoundly entertained by the fact that a SRS BSNS newsletter uses the word "swag" in a headline?

seven months of fraudulent bagels?

dear Bank of America,

i've been buying a bagel at the Cosi by my office several times a week since i started my job in September, and you just now decided to freeze my card, make me call you, and confirm that those transactions were fraudulent?

way to be quick on the uptake, bank. way to be quick on the uptake.

no love,
the persecuted crack smoker