i love my roommates.

Foofy: hey, want some cake?
Shaph and i each eat a bite of cake.
Shaph: hey, why do i feel the sudden urge to suck a dick?
me no, no...he didn't have to put that stuff in there. he's baking it for a gay party. they're already gay.
Shaph: true, true.
me: now, if he was baking it for the First Annual Convention of Turning Straight Frat Boys Into Gay Boys...
Shaph: hey, who are you calling a frat boy?
Foofy: my secret ingredient: bi-curious of soda.