squee!

today's awesome so far. i had my favourite el driver this morning...i hadn't seen her in a while, so it was awesome to know that she's still on my route during the morning rush hour. then, while i was reading fark, i read the best headline i've ever read in my roughly four and a half years of reading that site:

"Moran arrested for child porn. Good. Good arrested for looking at kid's johnson. Johnson arrested with pics of kid in leathers. Leathers arrested with more, I see. Morici arrested too. Moran"

today rules.

are you kidding me?

dear dillhole,

this letter had better be a joke. if you actually thought that you were not actually risking spending your life at work by taking a job in new york city biglaw, you must be the stupidest person ever. i'm sure people warned you of that when you were in law school. that information is all over the internet--on atl, on a million other blogs, and in a million news articles. any of your classmates could have told you that. any of your professors could have told you that. any of the people in career services could have told you that.

in fact, you probably worked as a summer associate. remember all of those people who were still slaving away in their offices when you were leaving for this, that, or the other hard-drinking summer associate event? you're one of them now.

if you don't want to have to work a lot, quit your job. you are not entitled to a big, fat severance package because you ignored all of the information that was out there, took a job in new york city biglaw, and decided that you didn't ever want to work long hours. in fact, you're entitled to a swift kick in the nuts.

no love,
the persecuted crack smoker