look, i twittered today!

• 08:37 @phonelosers happy birthday, upl! <3 #
• 10:06 RT @PumpingStation1 Meeting tonight everyone. For those that haven't been able to come yet, we're voting in bylaws and the Board! #
• 11:32 i want to curl up and sleep. #
• 12:57 so tired. hoping lunch will wake me up, but i'm pessimistic. #
• 15:50 @nathaner don't mention usb missile launchers on twitter. please. it'll make me far too tempted to buy one. #
• 16:32 @nathaner i. hate. you. #
• 18:20 on the way to mercury cafe, with a metric fuckton of copies of the bylaws. #
• 18:35 @kunt the solution is more cowbell. #
• 21:56 ps:one officially has bylaws, officers, and directors! <3 #
• 22:40 @skipp everyone is well advised to eat lots of your cookies. they are delish. #
• 00:33 i already don't want to go to work tomorrow. i'm so tired, but can't sleep. this sucks. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

thanks, masturbation!

i am reading a case about motorboats, and all i can think of are big, motorboatin' tits.

and, no, that link does not go to the latest issue of juggs. sorry. it does, however, go to the "boobies" episode of midwest teen sex show. it's a podcast that's half sex-ed, half hilarity--and completely awesome and addictive. i discovered it last month, thanks to c4bl3fl4m3, and it is full of win. there are twenty-two episodes of it so far...and i challenge you to watch one without starting to delve into the others.