1st
20:52

grrr.

- 6 comments

2nd
10:23

thanksgiving week picspam <3

- 5 comments

13:08

selling herself



14:07

More News Crack Smokers Can Use

- 7 comments

18:20

why are you running away?

- 5 comments

3rd
14:11

say hello to mr. bolt gun!

- 1 comment

4th
14:50

massages and strange phone calls



5th
07:21

we know we've all been there, and we know it never works.

- 6 comments

11:42

i generally don't like salty things, but this is an exception.

- 2 comments

15:36

Tweets for Today



16:04

on karaoke

- 1 comment

22:40

chicago 2600



6th
02:39

Tweets for Today

- 2 comments

19:17

look! i twittered today!



7th
13:40

an introduction to lock picking

- 2 comments

21:58

math-matic

- 4 comments

8th
02:20

look, i twittered today!

- 1 comment

09:43

doctors for jews for jesus

- 10 comments

10:11

holiday travels

- 5 comments

12:30

a paean to clippers

- 7 comments

15:39

News Crack Smokers Can Use: December 8, 2008

- 3 comments

16:16

what?



20:13

\O-O/



22:05

"aid for women"? really?



9th
02:19

look, i twittered today!



14:40

no more Rod For Us?



23:59

a hackerspace? in chicago?



10th
02:34

look! i twittered today!



12:41

a question of percentages

- 13 comments

15:52

it's like hunting cows.

- 3 comments

11th
02:21

look, i twittered today!



09:37

:D

- 3 comments

11:48

halp!

- 4 comments

13:44

facebook shakedown

- 2 comments

12th
02:25

look, i twittered today!



13th
02:20

look, i twittered today!



09:09

year in review, part one...



14th
02:49

look! i twittered today!



19:46

i unnerstan...



21:39

reminiscing



15th
02:30

look, i twittered today!



09:55

i'm not a fed, but...

- 11 comments

12:57

News Crack Smokers Can Use: December 15, 2008



16th
02:20

look, i twittered today!



09:22

the operative word is crack.



11:40

eat them up, yum.

- 4 comments

12:14

the bisexual quiz

- 3 comments

13:43

:-O

- 5 comments

17th
02:27

look, i twittered today!



15:17

the notorious b.o.a.l.t.



16:55

faulty pattern recognition



18th
02:26

look, i twittered today!



19th
02:31

look, i twittered today!



09:35

galoshes!!

- 3 comments

10:13

telephone trivia...

- 3 comments

12:41

a spouse!

- 1 comment

13:52

this is officially Duggar Day at the last refuge of the persecuted crack smoker.



20th
02:27

look, i twittered today!



12:49

clock the planet



23:14

music meme

- 16 comments

21st
02:22

look, i twittered today!



09:44

winter is here.



22nd
02:23

look, i twittered today!



07:24

kill the physicists...



14:52

News Crack Smokers Can Use: December 22, 2008



23rd
02:43

look, i twittered today!



15:58

one scary vajayjay



20:19

News People Who Put Up With Crack Smokers Can Use



24th
00:59

NEEDS MOAR WHIPPAGE OF THE LLAMA'S ASS



02:54

look, i twittered today!



07:46

:D



25th
02:43

look, i twittered today!



26th
02:32

look, i twittered today!



10:38

i'm gonna emancipate all over your proclamation, bitch! twice!

- 2 comments

22:48

SRS BSNS.

- 4 comments

27th
02:47

look, i twittered today!



13:45

best crunk parody ever.

- 1 comment

28th
02:25

look, i twittered today!



12:37

travelling...

- 3 comments

29th
02:46

look, i twittered today!



16:55

News Crack Smokers Can Use: December 29, 2008

- 2 comments

30th
03:39

look, i twittered today!



31st
03:37

look, i twittered today!

- 9 comments

11:41

happy new year, all!

- 1 comment