look, i twittered today!

• 08:33 i am so tired...i need a vat of coffee. #
• 13:43 @butterflyfish1 good luck on the exam...and that sucks, about your transmission. :( #
• 14:45 Steve Goodman cracks me up. #
• 17:02 @tylerstoffel there was a gay bar in Chicago called The Manhole...now it's called Hydrate, and it's far less skeezy. also less hilarious. #
• 18:12 there was a mashup of "baby one more time" and "intergalactic" playing in the waiting room at the masseuse. weird. #
• 19:45 forgive me, interbutts, for i have sinned. i now have a twitter client on my crackberry. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

the operative word is crack.

dear blog comment spammers,

yes, i know i am openly soliciting content ideas for News Crack Smokers Can Use. but, the operative word here is crack. leaving me comments advertising some new medicine that will help cigarette smokers quit is not only annoying, but it's not relevant. any attempts to advertise it here will simply be deleted. i'm sure there's some other blog that's all about News Cigarette Smokers Can Use--this is the internet, and you can find just about anything somewhere on the internet.

however, this is not that place.

no love,
the persecuted crack smoker

eat them up, yum.

this is one of the few things from the eighties that doesn't suck.

the bisexual quiz

i was watching the llama song this morning, and one of the google text ads below the video was rather ridiculous:

The Bi Sexual Quiz
Are you Bi Sexual? Take the Bi Sexual Quiz & See if you are Bi

ummm...we'll leave the bad grammar aside for now. the last time i checked, i don't think anyone needed to click on any little online quiz to tell them whether they're bi, gay, straight, or any other sexual identity. it's a very personal decision.

then again, if [for some ridiculous reason] i had to write a quiz for the purpose of figuring out if they're bisexual or not, it would be pretty short and simple:

1. are you sexually interested in both males and females?
2. are you comfortable with the label "bisexual"?

if you answered yes to these questions, there's a pretty good chance you are bisexual. if not, there's a pretty good chance you are not bisexual.

sigh. internets.

:-O

it is so windy today that the snow is falling up past my office window.