thanksgiving week picspam <3

so, i took a few pictures during the time Rob was in town. :) wanna see?

it's not a real visit unless we take snuggly pictures on the train.


( there's plenty more where that came from...and, for once, i'm not talking about crudely copied nickels. )

of course, these aren't nearly all of the pictures. if you want to see the rest of them, they're all in this album.

selling herself

utterly brilliant: this woman is looking for a job, and she ironed excerpts from her resume onto her t-shirt.

i would totally do this if i were unemployed...i need to remember this little ploy if i ever find myself in that position. sure, it probably wouldn't snag me a law job, but it would start some interesting conversations, and give people a laugh.

More News Crack Smokers Can Use

today, i have for you not one, but two items of News Crack Smokers Can Use:

• don't peddle cookie dough and claim that it is crack. first of all, an amalgam of cookie dough and orajel sounds downright gross. i can't think of a reason that anyone would want to smoke it, eat it, or have anything to do with it. maybe i just don't understand, since i don't use crack. could it be that if you've smoked enough crack in your life, you can deal with some cookie dough and orajel every once in a while? secondly, the police will not be very happy. if you look like a crack dealer, walk like a crack dealer, and talk like a crack dealer, cops will probably think you are a crack dealer. and, even if you tell them that it's not crack, the cops will arrest you, test the substance, and charge you with "intent to deliver a counterfeit substance." [yes, it is apparently a crime in some jurisdictions to sell fake drugs.]
• if you are a prosecutor, you should refrain from smoking crack. if you can't refrain from smoking crack, you should at least refrain from carrying your crack in public. if you can't refrain from carrying your crack in public, you should at least refrain from snorting cocaine in public while you are carrying crack in your pocket. otherwise, you will be ridiculed on the internet, and you will lose your job as a prosecutor.

why are you running away?

i can now play "there's a hole in my bucket" on that toy concertina i bought last week.

i'm cool.