look, i twittered today!

• 08:43 the office, already? :( #
• 13:50 mmmm. pad see ew. om nom nom nom. #
• 16:06 @ironblossom that's my biggest gripe about twitter. #
• 17:24 @rbcp was it a medium pepperoni timing belt? #
• 23:57 MY BUNGHOLE WILL SPEAK NOW!!!!! #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

chocolate giggles

hmm. i just realised my last post was the 2500th post in the last refuge. how about that?

in other news, i'm drinking my first warm mug of hot chocolate this season. thanks to a story i heard at work last summer, i can't drink hot chocolate with a straight face anymore, especially at work. there's always a little smirk on my face as i sip the chocolatey goodness.

...a smirk, and a silent thanks to the higher power that gave me enough common sense not to steal drawerful after drawerful of delicious hot chocolate.

screeeeeeeech

slow as it is running, at least lj is back up.

i hope the slowness just stems from the fact that everyone is frantically trying to catch up on lj after the last couple of hours of it being down, and not because the new server is a piece of shit. if it's the latter, i'm going to have to find a different way to read all my blogs, because if it keeps grinding away this slowly, i'm going to have to find a new blog feed aggregator.

that will not make me happy, as i've been reading journal entries and other feeds on my lj friends list for so long that i really don't want to find a new aggregator. i'm used to lj. it's cozy.

ode to a useful book

dear collier,

i love you. i love you. i love you.

love,
the persecuted crack smoker