look, i twittered today!

• 11:11 @vrsj the first season taught porn stars to act shakespeare. it was hilarious. #
• 16:23 @jaku i doubt "may not" is the right answer. #
• 19:10 leaving new york. this always makes me so sad. :-( #
• 22:38 @sillylittlelaw good luck! #
• 22:47 @sillylittlelaw that's what the night before is for...the mind does amazing things on a deadline. #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

what...?

an "online patient services company" in Minnesota has a rather, ummmm, special idea for a mascot:

that's right: Petey P Cup. their mascot is a walking urine sample.

and, if that's not enough to get you banging your head against the nearest desk, wall, or other hard surface, Petey P Cup has a friend named Pokey the Syringe.

i'm truly frightened.

bad timing

i just got my adorable black peacoat back from the cleaners...and, of course, it's going to be in the sixties and seventies all week.

sigh. i was kind of excited to start wearing it.