look, i twittered today!

• 08:34 it's amazing what a cup of coffee can do to improve a bad morning. #
• 10:11 @sillylittlelaw stupid things...forgetting my key card for work, dumb internet drama, insufficient sleep. #
• 10:29 @sillylittlelaw i've had the same trouble today, and have the coffee spot on my shirt to show for it. #
• 10:45 phone sex political robo-calls rule. #
• 13:30 stuffed pizza kicks ass. #
• 16:12 so tired. #
• 17:52 omg! i have a movie poster for "wesley willis's joy rides"! squee! #

don't blame me, blame loudtwitter.

a little proof

postulate 1: users can now thumbs-up or thumbs-down ads on facebook. after rating, there's a a drop-down menu which allows users to flag the ad with why it was good or bad.

postulate 2: at least two-thirds of the ads i get on facebook are for engagement rings, promise rings, or other similar objects peddled by companies to convince people that the only legitimate way to get a woman to keep loving them is to go into large amounts of debt to buy her something useless and sparkly.

Q.E.D.: i am now flagging all Pointless Jewelry Ads on facebook as pornographic.