i do, i don't, whatever

nothing coherent this morning, but i do have a few words:

• screw you, singles.net. you trumpet on your website that you are "the top rated dating site, hitwise." WELL DUH. that's not hard, 'cause you have a bunch of redirects set such that in case someone types "blogger.cm" instead of "blogger.com", you hvae set up a page or two of redirects that eventually lead to your site. that doesn't mean that you have lots of people signed up for your site. that means that people make typographical errors, curse at their klutzy little fingers when they reach your website instead of blogger, shake their heads, and type the right address to blogger. and then, if it's the first time they've seen your ridiculous claim, they may blog about just how meaningless it is.
• "basura solamente" is one of the most awesome album titles ever. what makes it even better is that the music on it is not trash at all...after the fight rocks my socks off.
• i had such a weird night at the casino last night. the real poker was full of fail...it was an evil combination of terrible cards and not really being in the right mental state to play poker...i wasn't ever able to get in the zone. however, i still ended up ahead, because before playing poker, we screwed around at the three-card poker table. it's not poker at all, but it was a very entertaining game...at which i got very, very lucky on one hand. i'm happy about that luck, but it still left a sour taste in my mouth that any actual skill [specifically, Omaha High/Low skill] was missing in action. i need better focus next time.

crabs!

i wish this were real.

even though there's no one i want to take revenge upon in that way...it would be fantastic if it were really an option.

and, as it stands, the website is a really funny read. still, it makes me sad that it's not real, because it is the best idea ever for a revenge business.

hehe. bra.

< immature stupidity >

i have seen this image splashed on the front page the last few times i've logged into myspace:



first of all, Bra Boys is a very entertaining name for a bunch of Badass Aussie Surfer Dudes.

secondly...i am very, very disappointed not to be seeing boys in bras. this is false advertising! get on it!

< /immature stupidity >