create your own tube speech!

courtesy of the awesome sabrebutt, i present to you:

a ted stevens "series of tubes" soundboard.

i dare you to come up with a sequence of phrases from the soundboard that is less coherent than the real "series of tubes" speech. it's a tall order, i promise.

traded

Ken Griffey Jr. is apparently being traded to the White Sox.

here's hoping he stays healthy. if he's healthy, he's awesome. but, of course, that's a tall order.

i will allow myself the slightest flicker of guarded optimism, but no more at this point.

furthermore...i haven't seen any reports of who the Sox are trading away to get him. it better not be anyone i really like. if so, i'm going to be extremely sad.

moving

alright, moving time is nigh.

see you on the other side...the dark side...wrigleyville.