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idol rant

dear David Cook,

please to be not messing up one of my favourite songs ever. you took "the world i know" by collective soul and managed to sound like a cross between two of my least favourite Idol contestants from Season 5: Chris Daughtry's adult-contemporary-"rocker" style and Eliot Yamin's overuse of melismas.

screw you. you owe my eardrums big.

hate,
the persecuted crack smoker

idol rant part deux

Dear David Archuleta,

i didn't think you could be worse than David Cook, but your rendition of "imagine" by john lennon had me curled up in a ball on my floor, shaking, begging for it to end.

so much melisma.

such a boring little crooner voice.

my ears are bleeding.

--tpcs