to boldly go where several star trek fangirls have gone before

this article cracks me up.

it's not unexpected that trekkie girls [at least of the type that would go to cons and try and screw star trek stars...] would do that, do all the weird sci-fi talk in bed. it's not unexpected that it would get old to william shatner.

but, i'm just wondering...how many fangirls did he sleep with? how long did it take him to realise that all the beam-me-up talk wasn't hot? and...exactly how hot would a fangirl have to be for him to look past the likelihood of bad sci-fi double entendres?