1st
11:55

zzz.



2nd
23:56

awwww.



3rd
00:06

i'll take outdated metaphors for $500, Alex.

- 2 comments

10:20

the weather just flat out can't stop smoking crack

- 1 comment

20:45

swindlers.



4th
09:58

criminal aptitude quiz



13:49

escort value

- 16 comments

6th
01:31

:)



7th
02:11

death meets its match...

- 1 comment

8th
18:52

the MPRE: part deux.



9th
10:00

i has a bukkit!



10th
13:41

sick? again?



17:13

do you like coffee?

- 2 comments

11th
02:20

i'm officially ashamed to be human.



18:03

letter to my iPod



12th
20:34

*holds nose*



13th
11:31

Chicago!



11:40

giggles and body love

- 6 comments

17:05

a beautiful afternoon.

- 2 comments

14th
11:08

happy π day!

- 4 comments

19:00

msnbc sucks.

- 2 comments

15th
09:44

can dance for bukkit nao?

- 2 comments

14:34

кричать. кричать. пусть он разберется.1



16:11

get off my lawn--or get off Ravinia's.

- 4 comments

17:59

*fume*



17th
00:49

omgxkcdftwAGAIN!



20th
00:17

...i just wanted to run an errand.

- 3 comments

10:49

hoops!

- 1 comment

13:23

oooooh, shiny.



15:01

more news crack smokers can use.



21st
00:30

i made u a lolrus...



23rd
12:03

i want to break my iPod.



13:12

HATE.



24th
01:14

xkcd: ur doin it wrong.

- 1 comment

11:18

misappropriation of federal funds for the win.



14:46

this town: i hate it.

- 10 comments

25th
11:49

BEER! B-EER!

- 1 comment

12:35

graphjam!



26th
13:42

today's Rickrolling update



27th
09:59

MINNEAPOLIS!!!!!

- 2 comments

10:37

field trip

- 2 comments

11:02

bizarro world

- 4 comments

15:11

what would you do?



29th
08:08

good bracket fortune



30th
11:58

a barely legal reflection

- 1 comment

14:08

turing test



21:43

iHave an iPod, and other stories



31st
09:50

*swoons*