aaaahhh! spiders!

today's Dork Tower amuses me.



unlike this guy, i'm at least consistent with my arachnophobia. i scream and run if i see a daddy-long-legs in my bath or anywhere else...but i have also made it very clear that my D&D game can use any miniatures it wants--except for spiders. sure, we can fight spiders in the adventure...but the spider has to be represented by something that does not look like a spider. my character in the game may not be arachnophobic, but the "demi-deity" controlling it [me, duh!] still is.

wtf?

click here.

then keep clicking. keep clicking the text on the screen there. it will make less and less sense. it will get more and more absurd.

but it's hilarious. and you will keep clicking, just to see what comes next.