cheez doodles > eddy curry

remember my recent video postings about The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen? they're the friendly guys who like to harass Stephen A. Smith about his propensity for eating Cheez Doodles.

this past Thursday on his radio show, Stephen A. Smith was mad. it's a New York City show, and the Knicks had just lost by 40 points. so, he did what any level-headed sports broadcaster would do: he went on a very long rant about Cheez Doodles:

quite frankly, that's priceless.

vive le sue-perman!

aaaahhhh!!! they posted some new Jonathan Lee Riches © suits on Justia! a ton of them!

*dancedancedance*

some highlights:

• Riches © v. Sherwin-Williams: "the walls also feel like sandpaper, if you rub against them you get scraped, this causes staph infection."
  
• Riches © v. Alan Keyes: "Plaintiff seeks grooming products, and soap to get clean at FCI Williamsburg."
• Riches © v. Megha Bahree: "Plaintiff seeks better medical treatment and a poncho and to compel defendants not to violate plaintiff's civil rights."
• Riches © v. Laszlo Birinyi: "Plaintiff has used boxers, holes in his socks."
• Riches © v. Curtis Lee Terry: "Defendants threatened to dump plaintiffs in the Atlantic Ocean."
• Riches © v. Luis Cristobal: "Riches is a leader in an anti-crime organization that advocates world peace. Defendants are trying to stop these views."
• Riches © v. John Alvesterwood: "Defendants have threatened plaintiffs with guns and crossbows."

i must say...he has changed his tactics. his old suits were long, rambling, and weird. now he has filed many shorter suits instead of fewer longer ones. sometimes the short ones have some fantastic lines. however, i prefer the longer ones and hope he reverts to that tactic shortly.