the weather is schizo, but not THAT schizo.

on a day-to-day scale, the weather anywhere in the midwest can be described as schizophrenic. you'll have a cold day interspersed with warm ones, or vice versa. however, some people take this concept of weird weather a little too far and derive a sense of false hope from it. others, like this Guy #1 who was Overheard in Chicago, have no shame in calling that hope out as nothing more than wishful thinking:

Guy #1: "It's cold, man."
Guy #2: "Yeah, it's super cold. But it's Chicago. If you wait five minutes, the weather will change."
Guy #1: "Really, dumbass? Because 5 minutes ago it was fucking cold, too. I'll be you a million dollars that in 5 more minutes, it'll still be fucking freezing."
Guy #2: "I was just sayin' is all."
- Red Line

666 what?

i finally five-starred Number of the Beast on Medium! that leaves two songs to go until i've five-starred all of Medium on GH3: Knights of Cydonia (****) and Raining Blood (***).