mmm, bacon.

if you like bacon, this picture is shiny. then again, even if you don't like bacon, but you like absurd flowcharts, it's probably right up your alley as well.



thank you, fark, for providing me with so much amusement.

a pigskin conundrum

the hawaii bowl is tomorrow...or technically today, since it's already sunday. who do i cheer for? unless they're against a football team that i have a specific, longer-standing personal allegiance to (read: the miami hurricanes), i like to cheer for boise state because my brothers go there. i also like to cheer for east carolina because my sister goes there.

the hawaii bowl? boise state versus east carolina.

no matter how it ends, i'll be glad to see the team who wins win it...but bummed to see the team that loses lose it.

i can has LOLcode?

some computer geek with way too much time on his hands and a healthy love for kitty macros has created the silliest programming language ever: LOLcode.

it reminds me a lot of BASIC...but the commands are all in kittyspeak. observe the classic "hello world" programme (or, more correctly, "HAI WORLD!") written in LOLcode:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

this, of course, opens the programme (HAI), pulls up the standard input-output file for the data (CAN HAS STDIO?), prints out text (VISIBLE), and ends (KTHXBYE).

this makes me so happy. i'm going to be spending way too much time this morning (afternoon?) reading up on LOLcode commands, because the idea of programming a computer in kittyspeak is far too amusing to reject.

who knew?

absinthe is legal again.

interesting. i've never had it...but i'm tempted to give it a try.