amazon for the win.

wonders will never cease.

and, by that, i mean you can buy uranium ore on amazon.com.

the buyer comments are the best. observe:

Great product, lousy packaging.
I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package.

i'm really tempted to buy some uranium ore on amazon...not because i need it to test a geiger counter, but because it would be cool to tell people that i have uranium ore at home, and not be lying.

minimum coverage for minimum budgets.

in recent weeks, Safe Auto has started running ads.

aaaaaah, it's like a little piece of chicago right here in st. louis.

although, if the deity of Bad Locally Produced Car Insurance Ads really loved me, he/she/it would bestow upon the airwaves of st. louis some Eagle Man ads or some Lincoln Insurance ads. the production values on their ads are just as bad as [if not worse than] the Safe Auto ads, but they're hilarious.