physics, being awesome.

i knew there was a reason i loved playing with a mixture of cornstarch and water when i was a kid:

stabby stabby!

i got the expansion pack for let's kill on friday. the expansion pack is genius, utter genius.

one of the things that makes let's kill such a fantastic game is the amusing flavour text on the cards. behold...some of the wonderful commentary on the cards:

• on the sledgehammer: "No-slip handle on one end, ten pounds of solid steel on the other. Boys and girls, it doesn't get any better than this."
• on Susan the Deputy Sheriff: "It's impolite to shoot the sheriff, but not shoot the deputy."
• on the zombie: "What do we want?! Brains! When do we want it?! Brains!!!"
• on the M-60: "Fully automatic fun the whole family will love! This holiday season, give the gift of a combat machine gun. It's available on the open market!"
  
• on Integar the Barbarian: "Killing people's MMORPG characters may not be as bloody, but some nuts take it worse than the death of their mothers."
• on Gary Coleman: "What chu'talkin' 'bout, creepy homicidal maniac?" [bonus points: Gary Coleman is not a victim. he is a weapon.]
  
• on Stephen the Bank Teller: "What do Pretentious, Artsie Fartsie, and Bank Teller add up to? That's right, a degree in music performance."
• on Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos: "Let's Kill is the best game ever! Hail Eris!"--Principia Discordia (Atlas Games Edition)."
  
• on the Mac-10: "A fun and enjoyable .45 caliber sub-machine gun, that fits conveniently into a purse or fanny pack."
  

if you are in st. louis, you really need to swing by the law school lounge and play this game with me. if you are not in st. louis...i'll be in chicago this weekend for thanksgiving, so you need to play it with me there.